News
Friends Who Tried and Failed to Schedule a Hang Twice Agree to Catch Up at Respective Weddings
They’ll probably be busy for at least the next four or five years.
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Woman a Hard Worker Unless She’s Tired, Hungry, or Doesn’t Feel Like It
“There’s a good two days every month when my mental, emotional, and physical states align in such a way that I am capable of doing my work.”
Living
QUIZ: Do You Need a Nose Piercing, Tattoo, or Heartfelt Apology?
“You see, my father hated tattoos. And piercings. And any form of self-expression, really. Couldn’t stand the stuff.”
News
Dad Seeing His Shadow Signals Approach of Tax Season
A large crowd gathered outside your dad’s house early this morning to partake in the tradition.
News
REPORT: Athletic Tape Seeming Kind of Dramatic
Sources confirm you made it clear to everyone around you that you also thought the whole thing was overblown.
News
Woman Feels Like She Practically Just Did Laundry Three Weeks Ago
“The cycle of constantly having to do laundry every 21-40 days is really breaking me down.”
Thoughts
Why I’m Only Getting Married for the Small Chance That Rihanna Could Perform at My Wedding
I’m not losing hope.
News
‘I Hate Disney Adults,’ Says Money Adult
“They just keep going back to Disney? They’ll never be satisfied!” Rachel added, seemingly unaware that she was describing her exact relationship to money.