Slutty Girl

Parents Finally Admit Daughter Is ‘Kinda Slutty’

After years of ignoring their daughter’s revealing bathroom selfies, ill-fitting outfits, and provocative styles of dance, Steve and Janice Smith have finally admitted that their daughter, Jessica “Jessi” Smith is “kinda slutty.”

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5 Car Words To Use When Talking To Your Mechanic

Mechanics are notorious for taking advantage of women because they assume we don’t know anything about cars. Well, ladies, it’s time for us to put that perspective in reverse! Here are five essential car words you can use around your mechanic to prove you know what’s up with engines and stuff:

Shoplifting

5 Items Worth Shoplifting!

Spring trends are in full force! But landlords are raising rents and friends are planning outdoor brunches where you split the check, even if you only ordered a side of eggs. Don’t let your image suffer the consequences of a starving bank account. Here are the five items that are totally worth skirting the law to get your hands on:

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How to Revive An Awkward First Date With Anal Sex

So your first date with OkCupid guy is going terribly. He picked a sushi place and you hate sushi as if it were an unwanted pregnancy. He’s wearing a men’s cardigan and some kind of moccasin. He casually mentions that he collects old car parts. By the end of the meal, you’re both exchanging a series of stammers and annoyed looks.