LOVE & SEX
I love my on-again-off-again boyfriend Derek to death, but sometimes, I literally want him to choke on his dad’s wrench (His dad’s a mechanic…random)! The problem is, our weekly breakups often fall on holidays. I know it’s mean or whatever, but I’m not just going to, like, not break up with Derek just because it’s, like, Flag Day or whatever (random haha).
Scoring backstage passes to a One Direction concert is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Don’t ruin your fun with the dreamy young Brits by letting them discover that you’re still a virgin! Whether you’re 13 or 35, follow these easy tips to ensure the boys think the story of your life is filled with sexy exploits.
Getting stood-up is the worst. Good thing that’s not what’s happening to you! Here’s the top five ways to subtly check if he’s on his way in, even though why should you care?
You know the moment: You and your guy are cuddling in bed watching
Are you so sex-starved that you’ve redeemed your vibrator’s lifetime warranty? Started flipping your panties right side up then inside out then sideways cause nobody’s seen ‘em in months? If you answered “yes” to any of these questions, it’s time to get real and lower the romantic bar. Here’s how to determine just how close to the gutter you need to skulk!
Everyone knows that any man wearing boat shoes or loafers is marriage material, but knowing which classic shoe is on the foot of your future sole-mate? Boat shoes and loafers both say ‘money’, ‘safety’, and ‘not designed for running’. but here’s how to know which one is your perfect match: