LOVE & SEX
Every girl needs to feign a big “O” once in a while to keep the sexual peace. But, using the same sound over and over might alert your partner to his sex rut. Try these new noises to put the passion back in your pretend passion.
Sure, you could just get drunk and hook up with a guy, but what if you made a game of it and pretended like you were totally cajoled into it? Here are some fun drinking games to help you get totally messed up and even more sexed up this weekend:
We have all been there: the hot new hunk you’re falling-head-over-heels-for-after-just-one-date just up and disappeared on you. What happened? Don’t give up hope – he might be trying to send you a message! Understanding the real reasons why he’s ignoring you will lead you on the scavenger hunt back into your man’s arms:
Young ladies! It’s Halloween time again, and you know what that means! I hope you’re ovulating cause you are going to get PREG-to-the-NANT, TEEN STYLEZ! Try one of these killer costume ideas to make sure that his peen goes into your vageen and do what everybody’s feenin’ to do this Halloween – create the freakin MIRACLE OF LIFE!!!!
It’s almost time to head home for Thanksgiving and staying with family means staying quiet when you have sex with your man. Dropping the volume on your climax takes practice: start using these tips now so you can give your partner something to be thankful for in your childhood bed after that big dinner with the family.
Has your man managed to drop ZERO hints about spending the rest of his life with you? Your egg supply is rapidly dwindling, and if you don’t tie the knot ASAP, your failing woman body may not give you the twin girl babies you deserve. Here are some common household tools you can use to get your man on board the marriage train before it’s too fucking late.