LOVE & SEX
Scoring backstage passes to a One Direction concert is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Don’t ruin your fun with the dreamy young Brits by letting them discover that you’re still a virgin! Whether you’re 13 or 35, follow these easy tips to ensure the boys think the story of your life is filled with sexy exploits.
Getting stood-up is the worst. Good thing that’s not what’s happening to you! Here’s the top five ways to subtly check if he’s on his way in, even though why should you care?
Are you so sex-starved that you’ve redeemed your vibrator’s lifetime warranty? Started flipping your panties right side up then inside out then sideways cause nobody’s seen ‘em in months? If you answered “yes” to any of these questions, it’s time to get real and lower the romantic bar. Here’s how to determine just how close to the gutter you need to skulk!
Everyone knows that any man wearing boat shoes or loafers is marriage material, but knowing which classic shoe is on the foot of your future sole-mate? Boat shoes and loafers both say ‘money’, ‘safety’, and ‘not designed for running’. but here’s how to know which one is your perfect match:
If you’ve recently locked eyes with a hottie in a crowded bar, he may have mentally given you a few minor adjustments. By the time you were done exchanging that steamy look, you had double D’s and a thigh gap the size of a tire in the magazine cover of his mind. That’s right, ladies: it just takes a few unrealistic expectations and some graphic design knowledge for him to be eye-Photoshopping you from across the room.
Sex is a chore you perform for his pleasure, but if you pleasure him well enough, he may feel the need to reciprocate. It might feel great, but don’t you dare try to enjoy it openly. Here’s how to keep icy cool when his mouth makes its way south: