Love and Sex
5 Romantic Valentine’s Day Restaurants to Take Velvety Dumps In
This year, embrace the romance of your big soft dumps!
The Best Vocal Warmup Exercises for Screaming Orgasms
You don’t want to sound like you have marbles in your mouth!
Roast a Chicken to Make Him Park His Dick For Life
Once he gets his mouth on this, his dick is parked in your pussy garage for the foreseeable future.
What to Do When You Realize You’re Wearing Period Underwear Instead of Sex Underwear
Just turn the fucking lights off!
How to Make Your Hookup Last as Long as Your Manicure
Yes, your hook up and your manicure can last 10 days!
How to Compete With the Trout He’s Holding Up in His Tinder Pic
Will he ever love you—or anything, for that matter—as much as he loves the thrill of a fresh catch?
Charming Ways to Make Sure He Can Tell You Masturbated to Him
This guy made the spank bank cut—a real live human person—so he deserves to know about it.
8 Things to Leave on and Around Your Desk To Make The Night Custodian Fall In Love With You
Just like in Good Will Hunting, the night custodian is the unsung hero of your office and your heart!
How to Communicate Your Needs No Matter What the Other Person Is Saying
Here’s how to shut them down while you open up.
How to Tell Him His Dick Is Too Big Without Creating a Monster
How can you communicate this info to him without adding to his equally gigantic ego?
Sexts That Say, ‘Let’s Have Sex’
These sexts are guaranteed to tell your lover that you would like to have sex if possible.
How to Tell if He Loves You After He Said ‘I Love You’
Sure, he said he loved you, but are you just going to believe the words he makes with his mouth?
IKEA Furniture You Can Safely Fuck On
Interested to know which pieces will hold up under the wear and tear of your vigorous sex life?
6 Romantic Getaways That Will Make You Say, ‘I’m On Shrooms!’
Is it love, or a totally altered perception of reality?
What to Do When You’re an Orthopedic Surgeon and Your Crush Is Texting You
Follow these steps to land yourself a man while avoiding those costly malpractice suits.
5 Natural Lubes That Probably Won’t Attract Cockroaches to Your Vagina
These lubes probably won’t attract nature’s most unholy vermin to your soft, vulnerable genitalia!