How to Empower Your Waitress
It’s important to force her to reexamine her impulse to put herself last.
How to Open Yourself Up to New Experiences and Ultimately Reject Them
This is why you’re not a “free spirit”.
How to Live Your Truth but Still Lie for Fun
It can be hard if if you’re just beginning your self-care journey and are also a compulsive liar.
Eat When You’re Hungry and Other Ways to Self-Care Like a Man
Plan a “self-date” to get a satisfying amount of sleep, like men do.
Inspiring Advice From Young Overachievers That Will Make You Feel So Shitty
Get the kick-start you need to feel even shittier about where you are!
We Asked These 3 Women to Throw a Hot Dog Down a Hallway
When will all women be able to throw hot dogs down hallways?
Take Time Today to Paw Lazily at Your Own Crotch
When was the last time you gave a limp-wristed handshake to your yone-zone?
How to Piss in the Shower Like a Goddess
Here’s how to release your inner goddess as you release urine freely into earth’s waters.
5 Turtles Who Inspire Us to Pursue Our Dreams At a Sensible Pace
Slow and steady is a valid life pace!
Awww: This Couple Got Their Dying Dog Super Fucking Drunk
“We knew what we had to do for our little buddy. We were gonna take him for one last big adventure.”
Why Giving Yourself a Wedgie Is The Most Empowering Thing You Can Do
Nothing affirms your individuality and freedom more than giving yourself the big, bad W.
Long Day? Treat Yourself to The Handicap Bathroom Stall
Lock that latch, sit back, and stretch your arms wide without even being close to touching a partition panel.
10 Girls Who Code But Are Also Licensed Scuba Instructors
They know how to code, but they do not like to teach it. They like to teach scuba. Women!
THIS Rabbi Mom is Fucking Slaying the Game
Look the fuck out, world, because here comes Shira Blicksilver, the new rabbi!
Why Living My Best Life Gave Me Bedsores
Every life is a journey, and I fully intend to spend my journey wrapped in this yellowed duvet.
Inspirational Quotes to Get You Through This Article
Inspirational quotes can lift us up and make our spirits soar, but lists of them can be daunting.
You Are More Than Your Lookalike American Girl Doll
Here’s how to start seeing yourself as more than just your pricey plastic twin.