5 Plank Variations to Stabilize Your Core and Help You Forget He Ever Existed
A good plank will not only build your muscles, it will help you forget that asshole ever lived.
How to Build The Self Confidence of Those Tweens From the Movie Theater
They populate the lobby of every cinema, shouting snide comments and rockin’ the dopest PacSun gear.
Healthy Snacks Perfect for Feeding the Ducks
Start taking back your life with these nutritious superfoods you can instead use to feed the ducks.
Weird Noises That Probably Mean You’re About to Be ‘Taken’
Your imagination is your best defense against bad guys.
8 Pigeon Hacks That Will Change Your Life
Don’t worry, we’ve heard your voices loud and clear. Without further ado: pigeon hacks!
How to Get out of A Roller Derby Game So You Can Stay Home And Eat Peanut Butter Out of The Jar
“I am in Japan.”
5 Tasty Soup Recipes If You’re Okay With Wet Meat
Noodles, carrots, celery… it’s all going in there together, and it’ll all be sopping wet.
Is Your Barista the Doula For You?
There’s no better person to help you get that little mocha bean into the world!
How To Make Friends In A New City, Loser
Here are some tips for how even you, yes you, could make new friends—or at least one friend.
Save Money This Holiday Season by Starting a Facebook Feud With Your Family
Why not trim the fat this year by alienating some of your non-essential relatives on social media?
Thanksgiving Centerpiece Ideas That Are Just Leftover Phone Chargers
Thanksgiving is a day to celebrate togetherness, eat lots of food, and bask in the things that recharge us.
5 Filene’s Basements With Better Feng Shui Than Your Apartment
Filene’s Basements sure are less harrowing than the space you call home.
Journaling Tips That Won’t Totally Embarrass You When It’s Published Posthumously
Here’s how we therapeutically journal without being too vulnerable in death.
Junior Mint and Red Wine Pairings to Get You Through Tuesday
Today’s a shitshow and for real, and you’ve got your eye on A3 in the vending machine.
How to Fake a Big Butt in An Emergency
While it’s easy to feel stuck with your biological butt, all it takes is a little imagination to transform your tush.
5 Satisfying Snacks Over 3,000 Calories
Do you eat three full meals a day, but sometimes need a little extra treat to get you through that three o’clock slump?
Girls’ Night Ideas That Are Almost As Fun As Getting Laid
That’s right folks, it’s…GIRLS NIGHT! Even if having just-okay sex would be a million times better.