How to Listen to Your Body Even Though It Has No Idea What It’s Talking About 90% of the time, your body is just spewing some bullshit.
How to Be an Active Participant in the Conversation Without Bringing Up Your Cats Refer to your cats as “my friends.”
QUIZ: Is Your Nipple Your Greatest Accessory or Is This a Company-Wide Meeting? “Yuri from accounting just said, ‘Jesus Christ.'”
Self-Fulfilling Prophecy? Friend Is Asking If You’re Mad at Her “Now I have to convince her over and over again that I’m not mad, which is, honestly, making me mad!”
How to Confront Your Passive-Aggressive Coworker by Quitting Their childish, cruel actions don’t define you – your new job does!
How to Introduce Whipped Cream Into Your Sex Life Without Completely Ignoring Your Partner Remember: you’re here to have sex.
How to Prepare for Next Week’s Eclipse by First Watching ‘Twilight’ and ‘New Moon’ Give yourself plenty of time to rent and watch the films.
How to Enjoy Your Day Off Even Though Your Bedroom Is Also Your Office Three words: DIY sensory deprivation.
How to Come Down from the Inexplicable High of Three People “Ha Ha” Reacting to Your Text Allow yourself to revisit the text three times – but no more.
How to Have the Best Birthday by Making Sure Everyone Else Is Having a Good Time You should check in with all of your guests as much as you can, just to make sure.
QUIZ: Do You Need a Nose Piercing, Tattoo, or Heartfelt Apology? “You see, my father hated tattoos. And piercings. And any form of self-expression, really. Couldn’t stand the stuff.”
How to Believe in Yourself as Much as You Believe in Astrology Remember that you’re the person your birth chart is talking about.
4 Classic 18th Century Novels to Embark Upon Now That Your Vibrator Died Without your vibrator as a distraction, dive into the rich, fantastical world of Robinson Crusoe.
QUIZ: Do You Have a Sore Throat Because You’re Sick or Because You Can’t Shut the Fuck Up? It may or may not have started after I screamed, “THIS IS MY FUCKING JAM!” in my friend Jessica’s ear.
How to Bond With Your Baby When It Didn’t Come With a Cute Little Hat Understand that this is a real, human infant, not a Sonny Angel.
QUIZ: Do You Have Burnout or Do You Just Hate It Here? Things are generally shit right now across the board, and that could be it, too.
How to Watch Someone Navigate a TV Menu Even Though They’re Doing It Differently Than You Would Try to focus on reacting with grace, calm, and a full heart.