How to Make Small Talk As If Life Isn’t a Constant, Crippling Nightmare
Try not to collapse and die due to the crippling anxiety of existence.
Root Vegetables That Will Shrivel Up In Your Fridge
Perfect vegetables to let rot while you look at recipes that honestly you just don’t feel like eating.
5 Moleskine Notebooks That Say, ‘I’m Not Going To Be A Barista Forever’
It won’t be long till you quit this definitely-temporary job and take the world by storm!
5 Granola Bars That Will Make You Want to Scale a Fucking Mountain With Your Boyfriend
Just one bite of these of-the-earth granola bars and you’ll be fucking AMPED.
4 Empowering Bikini Waxes to Get This Upskirting Season
Let your girl-down-there shake her hair in the wind.
How To Make Sure You’re The Most Popular Person In Your Uber Pool
Before you know it, your fellow poolers will be voting you homecoming Uber queen!
Our Favorite Women’s Energy Bars to Get You Through Katie’s Coachella Stories
Eat these to keep your eyes from rolling and your ears alert to feign listening.
4 Late Comebacks Worth Chasing Down Your Catcaller
If he tries to argue with you, run away! That guy is scary!
Dainty Ways to Scarf Down Food
Everyone will say, “What a fine woman with proper tastes,” even if this is your fourth donut.
Pie Crusts Flakier Than Your Terrible Friend Susan
Here are some crusts that have the good kind of flakiness.
Summer Rooftop Parties to Get So Drunk at You Almost Fall Off the Roof
Get so wasted, you literally almost fall off the roof and tumble to your death!
Morning Rituals Of The World’s Most Successful Avocados
Who’s a better teacher than our planet’s most perfect food: the avocado?
How to Hide Your Pregnancy Even Though the Fact That You Aren’t Drinking is a Dead Giveaway
Where is your daily vodka?