The Top 6 Mirrors That Are Filthy Fucking Liars
Some mirrors are foes that spew hot bullshit about whether or not your arms have cellulite.
6 Big Cozy Cardigans That Will Make You Really Miss Pop-Pop
It’s just a little bit colder thinking about how Grandpa is no longer here.
How to Wear Pants as Hats Like a Bad Bitch
Bad bitches do whatever they want, and put pants wherever they want.
5 Claire’s Accessories To Pass off as That Family Heirloom You Lost
Perfect for fooling your family into thinking you haven’t lost the treasured heirlooms they bestowed on you.
4 Tote Bags That Say ‘I’m Smart but It’ll Take Me a Week to Realize You Ghosted’
Go ahead, re-send that text you sent twelve hours ago.
Red-Hot Outfits to Match All of His Red Flags
Meeting a man covered in red flags, your first thought is always, “Oooh, I look great in red!”
Cute Party Dresses to Picture Yourself Making New Friends In
“Wow, she seems easygoing and fun!” said your best friend—the bathroom mirror!
Breathtaking Photos of People With Freckles That Will Make You Stab Your Face With an Ink Pen
Believe it, because we said so: The days of freckle shame are over!
The 6 All-Time Best Awards Show Gowns for Absorbing Nervous Farts
There’s a lot of pressure to find the perfect gown to sponge up stress-induced farts.
I Tested 5 Mascaras and a Few Prescription Medications
I’m on a never-ending quest to find the best, most affordable drugstore makeup out there and also pills.
Get an Imperfect Cat Eye to Prove You’re Not a Show-Off
Here’s how to do a cat eye that’s a little messed up so you’re still approachable.
6 Trendy Bangles That Tell Coworkers ‘I Don’t Take My Responsibilities as Fire Marshal Seriously’
Just because you took on hours of training for an unpaid position doesn’t mean you’re a killjoy narc!
What Your Lipstick Shade Says About How Confident You Were Two Hours Ago
You’ve only got about an hour of that much confidence in you.
10 Best Volume-Lengthening Mascaras for Knocking Over a Lamp Across the Room
Let your lashes do the talking and the knocking.
How to Look Hot in Your Stilettos When You Broke Your Toe in Them 4 Hours Ago
Here’s how to maintain your stunning exterior despite the complex fracture on your interior.
6 Blanket Scarves That Say ‘Ooh! Me a Cold Baby!’
They’ll keep you warm while making you look itty-bitty tiny and adorable!
5 Turtlenecks to Pretend to Feel Confident In
Try to focus on what’s really important: being on-trend.
5 Barelegged Winter Looks That Say ‘I Do Not Own A Pair Of Tights’
Show off those beautiful, uncovered legs that have never touched nylon.