Going Long-Distance? This Woman’s Friends Moved a Couple of Streets Down the Road How are they all going to survive?
Aw! Mom Just Calling to Check in Because She Woke up in the Middle of the Night and Thought You Were Dead A mother always knows!
Wow! This Woman Played a Game She Used to Play as a Kid and May Never Physically Recover “Are children inhumanly strong? Am I inhumanly weak?”
Woah! This Woman’s Jean Shorts Are So Long They’re Actually Just Jeans She has taken to calling them “jants,” a portmanteau of “jean pants.”
Woman Silences Fictional Intrusive Thought With Real-Life Embarrassing Memory “At least it’s more manageable than the other thing!”
Goals! Woman’s Shoes Not Appropriate for Any Occasion “They’re simultaneously too much and too little.”
Fair Trade? This Man Mentally and Emotionally Tortured His Girlfriend for Months so She Took His Sweatshirt Harris also believes this was a fair trade, but barely.
Nice! New Anti-Aging Procedure Just Straight Up Transfers Your Consciousness to Anne Hathaway Finally, a solution that addresses the core of the issue!
Oh! This Woman Knows She’s Doomscrolling but Just Doesn’t Have Anything More Interesting to Do “Like, should I read? Be realistic.”
Nice! This Woman Needs Every Single One of Her Senses to Be Distracted in Order to Think “I need my hands occupied…and my ears…and my eyes…and my mouth…and my nose.”
Thirty and Thriving! This Woman Can Afford a Coffee or Pastry but Not Both Not buying a pastry is kind of like contributing to a Roth IRA.
Conflicted? Woman Hates Writing in Journal but Loves Reading in Journal In a paradoxical story emerging from a brownstone in Manhattan, NY, 26-year-old Ace Broadman absolutely hates writing in her journal...
What a Waste! This Woman Is on a Long Train Ride but Her Life’s Pretty Good Right Now “I just found myself being grateful for all the struggles I’ve faced. What’s happening to me?”
Nice! This Woman Masturbated So Many Times She Took a Plan B Just to Be Safe “She knows she can’t get pregnant from a vibrator, right? She knows that’s not how sexual reproduction works?”
Wow! This Woman’s Pubes Grew Back So Fast They Broke the Sound Barrier The force of her pubes growing back so fast created a shock wave.
Brave! Woman Confidently Makes Decision Once It’s Clear There Are No Other Alternatives “A decision is a decision, no matter how you get there.”
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