We Were All Ready To Go And Then Michelle Had to Pee
We were about to walk out the door, and then everything fell apart.
Do You Wanna Split Something, or Are You a Total Cow?
We could split the fajitas, unless you’re an absolute glutton.
If You Think That Murdering Is Okay, Please Unfriend Me
I don’t need that kind of ignorance on my timeline.
Please Just Be Honest With Me And Tell Me Exactly What I Want to Hear
I can take it as long as it is exactly the words I was hoping for and nothing else.
My Kidnapper Won’t Admit He’s Lost And It’s Sooooooo Annoying
I may be bound and gagged in the back seat of a Pontiac, but at least I know how to ask for help!
I’ve Faked Every Laugh I’ve Ever Had
I know my husband would probably like it, but that just isn’t me.
I Support All Women, Especially The One In This Horse Costume With Me
Imagine if all women treated each other like Jana and I treat each other.
Why Jane Austen Is My Favorite Content Creator
I wish I could give each paragraph of her content an individual glowing review on Yelp!
How I Stopped Comparing Myself To Others Better Than Sarah Did
Just don’t do what Sarah does and do what I do because I’m better than Sarah, okay? Believe me.
I Hate To Be A Bitch, But Can Somebody Please Help Me Up?
I know I’m SUCH a pain but I literally can’t move.
I Was There But I Wasn’t Tagged in The Photo
Nobody will doubt that I was there, and yet I was left untagged, like none of it even happened.
All I Want Is a Guy to Cuddle Me and Fight to The Death to Defend My Honor
It’s a desire so basic, it’s almost boring to talk about.
Help! No One Believes I’m a Scorpio!
The fact is, I’m undeniably a Scorpio. I am a fierce water sign. Or maybe everyone else is right?
My Whole Period Just Came Out At Once
I suddenly felt a rush like Niagara Falls in my pajama pants. It was everywhere.
I Ate Like a Gwyneth Paltrow for a Month and Now I Have to Star in ‘Shallow Hal 2’
Can’t a girl look as good as she feels without being relentlessly hounded to star in Shallow Hal 2?
I Value My Friends’ Opinions on Everything (Except Pete)
My friends are usually right, but when it comes to Pete, they’re idiots!