My Husband Was Right: It’s Not Cold In Here
The truth is, I can’t argue with the hard evidence staring me in the face.
How My Diet Gave Me More Energy and Also Made Me Accidentally Hit Sharon With My Car
Since I started dieting I’ve woken up earlier, done more each day, and sent my co-worker Sharon to the ER!
Here’s What I Learned When My Husband Dressed Me as His Favorite Foods for a Week
I couldn’t help but wonder: How would this experiment turn out?
I Love the Smell of Old Books, Which Is Why I Just Ate One
This wasn’t the first time my quirky love of smells has gotten me in trouble.
I Caught My Boyfriend Jerking Off to a Kim Kardashian Emoji
I think that part of me knew that in some dark moment of betrayal, I would lose my man.
How Learning to Say ‘No’ Completely Changed My Subway Order
The cashier asks me, “Anything else?” Not today, sir. Not today.
Sorry I Can’t Go Out Tonight, I’m Fostering a Succulent
I know, I said I’d be there for sure this weekend, but I have a good reason to skip our social outing.
My Feminist Boyfriend Isn’t Working Until The Wage Gap Is Fixed
My feminist boyfriend is so committed to fighting the patriarchy that he hasn’t had a paying job in five years.
I’m Saving the Earth by Recycling My K-Cups to Make Dog Hats
The fact that Keurig cups are indestructible means they’re perfect for one thing: small headware for dogs.
I Finally Made Time to Watch My Child Both Whip And Nae Nae
My children were becoming proficient in the dance craze of their generation and their mother was not properly bearing witness to it.
How Embracing My True Self Allowed Me to Finally Start Dating My Cousin
Today is the day that I turn my life around and start living it for ME (and my hot cousin).
Why I Chose to Write a Personal Essay About My Life
Just a warning: This personal essay is about to get personal.