My Soulmate Is Somewhere Out There, Learning How To Fuck Right
Some day, my sexually experienced prince will come (and so will I).
I Hate To Be A Bitch, But Can Somebody Please Help Me Up?
I know I’m SUCH a pain but I literally can’t move.
I Was There But I Wasn’t Tagged in The Photo
Nobody will doubt that I was there, and yet I was left untagged, like none of it even happened.
All I Want Is a Guy to Cuddle Me and Fight to The Death to Defend My Honor
It’s a desire so basic, it’s almost boring to talk about.
Help! No One Believes I’m a Scorpio!
The fact is, I’m undeniably a Scorpio. I am a fierce water sign. Or maybe everyone else is right?
My Whole Period Just Came Out At Once
I suddenly felt a rush like Niagara Falls in my pajama pants. It was everywhere.
I Ate Like a Gwyneth Paltrow for a Month and Now I Have to Star in ‘Shallow Hal 2’
Can’t a girl look as good as she feels without being relentlessly hounded to star in Shallow Hal 2?
I Value My Friends’ Opinions on Everything (Except Pete)
My friends are usually right, but when it comes to Pete, they’re idiots!
He Left Me for a Woman Who Only Has Her Period Every Three Months
Apparently she uses a birth control for no-period-having cyborgs and also she’s a “successful doctor”.
Fine—If You’re Not Going to Share Our Facebook Memories, Then I Will
I guess it’s up to me, as always.
How My Trip Abroad Brought New Meaning And Gregarious, Older Irish Men Into My Life
Life was a great cacophony of laughter and curse words with them.
I Changed My Boyfriend and Now He’s Perfect
Some things you just can’t change someone’s mind about. Except you can, because I did.
Help! Every Conversation I Have Turns Into A Podcast!
Where can I go to share my unique, witty take on topical events in confidence?
I Can’t Get Off Unless I’m Treated Like a Customer Service Rep
When I’d make Jarek dinner, he had no problem saying, “Please put me on with your supervisor.”
A Woman’s Place is in the House AND the Senate AND at My Wedding Holding My Dress While I Pee
I believe a modern day woman should also step up to the plate to hold my wedding dress while I pee.
I’m In Town Around Midday – Are Any Of You, My 682 Facebook Friends, Free?
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