Fine—If You’re Not Going to Share Our Facebook Memories, Then I Will
I guess it’s up to me, as always.
How My Trip Abroad Brought New Meaning And Gregarious, Older Irish Men Into My Life
Life was a great cacophony of laughter and curse words with them.
I Changed My Boyfriend and Now He’s Perfect
Some things you just can’t change someone’s mind about. Except you can, because I did.
Help! Every Conversation I Have Turns Into A Podcast!
Where can I go to share my unique, witty take on topical events in confidence?
I Can’t Get Off Unless I’m Treated Like a Customer Service Rep
When I’d make Jarek dinner, he had no problem saying, “Please put me on with your supervisor.”
A Woman’s Place is in the House AND the Senate AND at My Wedding Holding My Dress While I Pee
I believe a modern day woman should also step up to the plate to hold my wedding dress while I pee.
I’m In Town Around Midday – Are Any Of You, My 682 Facebook Friends, Free?
RSVP by commenting below, or just show up!
I Did Not Become a Ballerina
One minute I was in a grand plié, the next I was studying for eight years in graduate school…
I’m Not Peeing Until I Fix This Problem With Dave
I feel like if he could see things from my perspective, and see how badly I need to urinate, he would come around.
Why I Feel Berning
I Feel The Berning when he get mad on grump money but still I have 4-6 days symptoms.
I Love All My Children Equally, Which is About 73%
Tobey, Lacey and little Zach fill up roughly 3/4 of my heart in ways I could never imagine.
I Vote With My Vagina, Which Means I’m Voting for Rob’s Dick
Rob’s dick is objectively the best thing that’s happened to my vagina.
My Adopted Son Looked Nothing Like His Online Photo
Could a child who catfished his potential parents be our angelic dream child?
I Don’t Trust Men Except for the One I Just Asked to Watch My Laptop
Do not put your faith into any one man, unless he’s sitting within a few feet of you at a coffee shop.