Study Finds Missing Sock Will Only Appear Once Matching Sock Has Been Executed “It’s some sort of power dynamic or game that they’ve got going on.”
REPORT: Ex Boyfriend Doesn’t Remember It That Way “Well, that’s not true,” Thomas said matter-of-factly.
REPORT: Ankle Socks Only Used When All Other Socks Ripped, Burned, or Otherwise Dead “If I’m wearing ankle socks, please check in.”
Study Finds Wedding Will Either Inspire Woman to Marry Boyfriend or Break Up With Him “Either it will be beautiful and reignite your belief in love, or it will be sad and existentially terrifying.”
‘I Don’t Care, You Pick,’ Says Friend Engaging in Psychological Warfare “It’s clear now: my roommate is evil and is out to destroy me mentally, emotionally, and spiritually.”
Woman Eyes Boyfriend Suspiciously After Realizing That All Her Exes Ugly Lenore’s friends said that, yes, this obviously was the case.
REPORT: Young Woman Unfamiliar With Hope “I’m well acquainted with your run-of-the-mill negative emotions like sadness, despair, and disbelief.”
Woman Unfamiliar With Positive Political News Throws Computer Out of Habit “How do people process positive news?”
Woman Apologizes to Dead Bug as if Her Guilt Will Purify Her “She apologized, but the spider was too dead to notice.”
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