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‘We Support the Right to Freedom of Expression,’ Says University Official Who’s Trying to Contact the National Guard
“No one should be scared to express themselves on campus,” NYU spokesperson Larry Houston told reporters, while holding his phone to his chest.
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‘You’re My Muse,’ Says Man Who Is Going to Steal All Your Ideas and Pass Them Off as His Own
“What? She inspires me! Is that so bad?”
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Wow! Woman’s Favorite Movie Is Whichever One She Just Saw
“It’s like…yeah, that’s the best thing I’ve ever seen.”
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I LIVED IT: The Boots Were Not Actually Waterproof
If combat boots can be worn in combat, then why wouldn’t they be able to manage in the rain?
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Methods Woman Took to Reach Age 106 Do Not Sound Worth It
Honestly it just sounds like too much trouble.
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Self-Fulfilling Prophecy? Friend Is Asking If You’re Mad at Her
“Now I have to convince her over and over again that I’m not mad, which is, honestly, making me mad!”
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REPORT: Barista Does Find You Annoying
“Every barista has a banger personality, and it’s your fault 100% of the time if they seem short with you.”