Acronym: Bitch With Ugly Hair Who I Hate
n. Generically pretty and totally boring blonde girl – Don’t be one!
n. High-carb item you eat while stoned.
n. The short period of time right after sex when you get along with your asshole boyfriend.
n. Name for a cheating guy’s dick.
v. Just look at stuff with your eyes.
n. Man or woman who sleeps with the worst people at the bar.
n. Tofu products put in a Ziploc bag for on-the-go consumption.
n. A name for the hottest guys you know.
n. Person with genital warts.
(pronounced like the pancake place)
Acronym: I Hate Old People.
(pronounced eye ess bee)
Acronym: I’m Sorry But… Usually accompanied by (or stands in for) an insult
n. What one needs after a long night of giving oral sex on one’s knees.
n. Socially acceptable anorexia.
n. Nosy friend who wants to hear all the details of your sex life.
n. Yogurt you find hidden in a corner of your fridge months after it’s expired.
n. Woman who won’t stop complaining about the sleazebags she hooks up with.
(pronounced like the home shopping network)
Acronym for Quick Vaginal Cleaning
Rain of Terror
n. Storm that suddenly starts when you’ve just gotten a blow out.
n. Eating disorder where you only eat raisin bran, are constantly shitting, not retaining vitamins, and losing weight like crazy!
n. Veggie burger.
n. Friend who can tell you what various acts, people, etc. will do to your social status.
Phrase. What you exclaim when the lights come on in a bar and you realize the guy you’ve been talking to is ugly. (
n. Sex acts involving yogurt.